01 Death's Door...
02 Just walk in, and... uhhhhh
03 Haha sorry (not sorry)
04 What is your name, what is your quest, and- uh nevermind
05 You don't look that incompetent: the highest praise
06 That's wolfsbane, not dogsbane
07 If Raff's anything like me, he'll forget his training immediately
08 Take it in, we can't have people welcome all day and night
09 Are you a cop? Mk 1
10 It's fine, it's only technically illegal
11 The pot calling the kettle a weirdo
12 Morning prayer
13 OK pretty sure these guys are cops
14 Morticia, Morticia, the name alone is gold...
15 Definitely not the best start to Liara's day
16 Most of Tish's clientele are cameos, yes
17 He's getting good at this!
18 Getting wise to her pranks already
19 Are you a cop? Mk 2
20 Librarians are the least trustworthy of all professions
21 Jumpscares are like a class speciality of Death Clerics
22 Return of Ra. ...Ra-turn?
23 Librarians, so shifty...
24 That's why his name is Leo "Definitely not a trickster" Stone
25 Good morningggggg
26 (hey.. hey. are you a cop?)
27 Well nobody saw her not attack him
28 Legal bread this time? Psssh boring
29 Human problems, who cares
30 But everybody around here is a weirdo...
31 But her tatts still look great
32 Laughter is the best medicine
33 I guess Leo would know...
34 That theory is too crazy, it'll never fly
35 Leo is actually composed of 90% dad jokes
36 That's why you can't trust librarians
37 You could just ask him to borrow it - he is a librarian...
38 sssh go to sleep Tish
39 Maybe don't tell the cops that first bit.
40 I'm pretty sure normal people don't exist, anyway
41 There's lots of good books at your local library
42 Normal = regular weird, instead of extra weird
43 But what if... Leo was right??
44 Aw boo, that ain't Leo
45 Yeah Ra, have you been- I mean seen anything weird?
46 Tish, I hope you don't say that to all the blokes who show up with flowers
47 Oh Leo, you shouldn't have. ...really.
48 Leo confirmed for reeking of garlic
49 Probably none of the new DHS students are vampires though
50 Tish you're kind of a pushover
51 Leo and his foolproof arguments
52 Tish: focussing on what's important
53 Leftover holy water is just as good as the normal stuff
54 He can take care of himself...?
55 Ssh Raff don't be rude, he might be a customer
56 Seems like an appropriate name for a lion though.
57 Yes Leo, I'm sure it was...
58 To be fair, it's hard to hold water bottles with cathands
59 SLEEPOVER PARTY!
60 She still just doesn't want to admit Leo might be right, really
61 Still not quite sure how that works but
62 OG vampire slaying styyyyyleee
63 Ra, you're just in time for the sleepover party
64 That's Tish's "oh no, Leo was right" face
65 that's no way to treat a customer
66 Tish is bad at following her own advice...
67 Oh that Tish and her shenanigans.
68 Yeah, if you kill an undead then what if they die and become double-undead?
69 She also beat up a lion, Tish. Though that's maybe more a "Ra" thing than a "vampire" thing-?
70 Similarities between humans and vampires: both need blood to live-
er, wait, scratch that "live" part
71 Tish that's super rude
72 Leo is well-read and helpful!
73 She was also a snappy dresser
74 And they lived happily ever aft-....oh
75 On the plus side, they no longer disagree