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Death's Door

A story about a shop called Death's Door, and probably maybe not about death! ...Although, the proprieter is a follower of the god of death...

Finished, for now! I intend to add a sequel at some point though...



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01   •   Death's Door...
02   •   Just walk in, and... uhhhhh
03   •   Haha sorry (not sorry)
04   •   What is your name, what is your quest, and- uh nevermind
05   •   You don't look that incompetent: the highest praise
06   •   That's wolfsbane, not dogsbane
07   •   If Raff's anything like me, he'll forget his training immediately
08   •   Take it in, we can't have people welcome all day and night
09   •   Are you a cop? Mk 1
10   •   It's fine, it's only technically illegal
11   •   The pot calling the kettle a weirdo
12   •   Morning prayer
13   •   OK pretty sure these guys are cops
14   •   Morticia, Morticia, the name alone is gold...
15   •   Definitely not the best start to Liara's day
16   •   Most of Tish's clientele are cameos, yes
17   •   He's getting good at this!
18   •   Getting wise to her pranks already
19   •   Are you a cop? Mk 2
20   •   Librarians are the least trustworthy of all professions
21   •   Jumpscares are like a class speciality of Death Clerics
22   •   Return of Ra. ...Ra-turn?
23   •   Librarians, so shifty...
24   •   That's why his name is Leo "Definitely not a trickster" Stone
25   •   Good morningggggg
26   •   (hey.. hey. are you a cop?)
27   •   Well nobody saw her not attack him
28   •   Legal bread this time? Psssh boring
29   •   Human problems, who cares
30   •   But everybody around here is a weirdo...
31   •   But her tatts still look great
32   •   Laughter is the best medicine
33   •   I guess Leo would know...
34   •   That theory is too crazy, it'll never fly
35   •   Leo is actually composed of 90% dad jokes
36   •   That's why you can't trust librarians
37   •   You could just ask him to borrow it - he is a librarian...
38   •   sssh go to sleep Tish
39   •   Maybe don't tell the cops that first bit.
40   •   I'm pretty sure normal people don't exist, anyway
41   •   There's lots of good books at your local library
42   •   Normal = regular weird, instead of extra weird
43   •   But what if... Leo was right??
44   •   Aw boo, that ain't Leo
45   •   Yeah Ra, have you been- I mean seen anything weird?
46   •   Tish, I hope you don't say that to all the blokes who show up with flowers
47   •   Oh Leo, you shouldn't have. ...really.
48   •   Leo confirmed for reeking of garlic
49   •   Probably none of the new DHS students are vampires though
50   •   Tish you're kind of a pushover
51   •   Leo and his foolproof arguments
52   •   Tish: focussing on what's important
53   •   Leftover holy water is just as good as the normal stuff
54   •   He can take care of himself...?
55   •   Ssh Raff don't be rude, he might be a customer
56   •   Seems like an appropriate name for a lion though.
57   •   Yes Leo, I'm sure it was...
58   •   To be fair, it's hard to hold water bottles with cathands
59   •   SLEEPOVER PARTY!
60   •   She still just doesn't want to admit Leo might be right, really
61   •   Still not quite sure how that works but
62   •   OG vampire slaying styyyyyleee
63   •   Ra, you're just in time for the sleepover party
64   •   That's Tish's "oh no, Leo was right" face
65   •   that's no way to treat a customer
66   •   Tish is bad at following her own advice...
67   •   Oh that Tish and her shenanigans.
68   •   Yeah, if you kill an undead then what if they die and become double-undead?
69   •   She also beat up a lion, Tish. Though that's maybe more a "Ra" thing than a "vampire" thing-?
70   •   Similarities between humans and vampires: both need blood to live-
er, wait, scratch that "live" part

71   •   Tish that's super rude
72   •   Leo is well-read and helpful!
73   •   She was also a snappy dresser
74   •   And they lived happily ever aft-....oh
75   •   On the plus side, they no longer disagree
76   •   The moral is "always strike first"
77   •   Probably not the best way to start the day (or night?)
78   •   This was also the point she became a drama queen
79   •   Note: when taking revenge on your enemies, skip turning them into undead killing machines
80   •   It's vampires all the way down
81   •   Rubbing salt into the wound
82   •   Oh yeah and vampires are real
83   •   That's why you gotta leash your vampires
84   •   Has to be that way, otherwise we'd be drowning in vampires
85   •   Weird that this story of hers didn't have like a super happy ending...
86   •   Things just happen
87   •   Tish: queen of tact
88   •   Though that was pretty dumb too
89   •   She could outright say, but where's the fun in that?
90   •   Tish why
91   •   Ssssomebody's sweet on the vampire
92   •   He does love secrets though
93   •   Could it really be that easy...? (no)
94   •   Tish knows railroading when she sees it
95   •   That is weird, to be fair...
96   •   Just another day
97   •   Pix noooo (Pix yesss)
98   •   But what if it was vampires
99   •   Vampires aren't real, Pix
100   •   You started it, Tish