01 Death's Door...
02 Just walk in, and... uhhhhh
03 Haha sorry (not sorry)
04 What is your name, what is your quest, and- uh nevermind
05 You don't look that incompetent: the highest praise
06 That's wolfsbane, not dogsbane
07 If Raff's anything like me, he'll forget his training immediately
08 Take it in, we can't have people welcome all day and night
09 Are you a cop? Mk 1
10 It's fine, it's only technically illegal
11 The pot calling the kettle a weirdo
12 Morning prayer
13 OK pretty sure these guys are cops
14 Morticia, Morticia, the name alone is gold...
15 Definitely not the best start to Liara's day
16 Most of Tish's clientele are cameos, yes
17 He's getting good at this!
18 Getting wise to her pranks already
19 Are you a cop? Mk 2
20 Librarians are the least trustworthy of all professions
21 Jumpscares are like a class speciality of Death Clerics
22 Return of Ra. ...Ra-turn?
23 Librarians, so shifty...
24 That's why his name is Leo "Definitely not a trickster" Stone
25 Good morningggggg
26 (hey.. hey. are you a cop?)
27 Well nobody saw her not attack him
28 Legal bread this time? Psssh boring
29 Human problems, who cares
30 But everybody around here is a weirdo...
31 But her tatts still look great
32 Laughter is the best medicine
33 I guess Leo would know...
34 That theory is too crazy, it'll never fly
35 Leo is actually composed of 90% dad jokes
36 That's why you can't trust librarians
37 You could just ask him to borrow it - he is a librarian...
38 sssh go to sleep Tish
39 Maybe don't tell the cops that first bit.
40 I'm pretty sure normal people don't exist, anyway
41 There's lots of good books at your local library
42 Normal = regular weird, instead of extra weird
43 But what if... Leo was right??
44 Aw boo, that ain't Leo
45 Yeah Ra, have you been- I mean seen anything weird?
46 Tish, I hope you don't say that to all the blokes who show up with flowers
47 Oh Leo, you shouldn't have. ...really.
48 Leo confirmed for reeking of garlic
49 Probably none of the new DHS students are vampires though
50 Tish you're kind of a pushover
51 Leo and his foolproof arguments
52 Tish: focussing on what's important
53 Leftover holy water is just as good as the normal stuff
54 He can take care of himself...?
55 Ssh Raff don't be rude, he might be a customer
56 Seems like an appropriate name for a lion though.
57 Yes Leo, I'm sure it was...
58 To be fair, it's hard to hold water bottles with cathands
59 SLEEPOVER PARTY!
60 She still just doesn't want to admit Leo might be right, really
61 Still not quite sure how that works but
62 OG vampire slaying styyyyyleee
63 Ra, you're just in time for the sleepover party
64 That's Tish's "oh no, Leo was right" face
65 that's no way to treat a customer
66 Tish is bad at following her own advice...
67 Oh that Tish and her shenanigans.
68 Yeah, if you kill an undead then what if they die and become double-undead?
69 She also beat up a lion, Tish. Though that's maybe more a "Ra" thing than a "vampire" thing-?
70 Similarities between humans and vampires: both need blood to live-
er, wait, scratch that "live" part
71 Tish that's super rude
72 Leo is well-read and helpful!
73 She was also a snappy dresser
74 And they lived happily ever aft-....oh
75 On the plus side, they no longer disagree
76 The moral is "always strike first"
77 Probably not the best way to start the day (or night?)
78 This was also the point she became a drama queen
79 Note: when taking revenge on your enemies, skip turning them into undead killing machines
80 It's vampires all the way down
81 Rubbing salt into the wound
82 Oh yeah and vampires are real
83 That's why you gotta leash your vampires
84 Has to be that way, otherwise we'd be drowning in vampires
85 Weird that this story of hers didn't have like a super happy ending...
86 Things just happen
87 Tish: queen of tact
88 Though that was pretty dumb too
89 She could outright say, but where's the fun in that?
90 Tish why
91 Ssssomebody's sweet on the vampire
92 He does love secrets though
93 Could it really be that easy...? (no)
94 Tish knows railroading when she sees it
95 That is weird, to be fair...
96 Just another day
97 Pix noooo (Pix yesss)
98 But what if it was vampires
99 Vampires aren't real, Pix
100 You started it, Tish
101 Death's Door... 1.5?
102 Highly nonsuspicious, Leo
103 Nothing strange (everything strange)
104 Sounds like Tish
105 A sentient cloud that is also a regular cloud
106 Unsubtle threat there
107 No stupid questions
108 Very helpful, Ra
109 Goodnight Leo
110 Death's Door... 2!
111 An opening so nice I used it twice
112 The big(?) reveal
113 Who would win in a fight tho
114 The best reporter ever
115 Thanks Oph that's very helpful
116 Two hundreds-of-years-old ladies fighting like children, sheesh
117 We're going on a manhunt
118 Never warn anybody about anything
119 Ra jinxed it
120 Here comes the interrupting fox
121 And here comes the interrupting Oph
122 It could still be a trick
123 That's a fair response though
124 Thanks, foxface
125 call the cops
126 CALL THE COPS
127 Technically Oph can't run, anyway
128 Let's all vampire hunt
129 Living people are super handy
130 Raff is truly the victim of this story
131 The greatest vampire mystery
132 And Tish is dead asleep
133 Burrito is the only possible name for a small burro
134 bless this mess
135 Burrito is a good listener
136 She's not broken either though
137 I have vampires, they're catching? Would also work.
138 Ophidia does have a lot of explaining to do
139 THE AUDACITY!
140 Stealing a story is the most evil deed a vampire can perform
141 If you ask Ophidia, she's never wrong
142 You know, old young
143 Long of tooth and young of heart
144 The yellow rose
145 Ophidia knows how to answer silly requests
146 Big friends
147 The more you insist you can take em, the more mercs show up
148 That was the perfect defence
149 Purely hypothetically, of course
150 It was a long shot, anyway
151 Weighing up the options
152 She was young (but also old)
153 Still dead, though
154 Confirmed for vampire grandma
155 She still doesn't like Oph, though
156 It's only a little blasphemy, it's still good
157 Absolutely lovely. Too lovely, maybe you should go
158 Fun facts with Hunter
160 It was at least halfway believeable
161 The first part was true...ish
162 Thanks Hunter
163 Very thoughtful of him, though
164 Sleep now, anything that isn't sleep later
165 Ophidia should really know better, at her age
166 Will Oph ever learn? (no)
167 I guess she didn't really think about it that much
168 Or slithering
169 Sleeping is great, though
170 It's more dramatic if you cut it close
171 There's plans and then there's plans.
172 Also being disturbed by undead is fine
173 That'll do it...
174 Hunted. Huntered?
175 How about just a little saving
176 She probably is though
177 Quick question: do you want to be punched in the face?
178 It's not Hunter's first rodeo
179 It's hard to be menacing with the sun shining so brightly, but it works well against vampires
180 It'll be fine